In response to The Daily Post’s writing prompt: “In Loving Memory.”
As time moved forwards, he moved backwards. He claimed to have seen Westlife at Wembley Stadium in 1942. By 1934 he had collected all of Val Kilmer’s movies, having started the collection in 1957.
He witnessed the first humans land on Mars in 1925, or so the stories goes, after they had gone through rigorous tests between 2012-2022. He met William The Conquerer at the World Lego Convention in 1876, where they drafted the pilot episode of ‘Curb Your Enthusiasm’.
He passed away due to cheese intoxication in 1712 in the presence of his best friend Ryan Seacrest.