Aargh! Help me, I’ve got writer’s block.
Ideas wrung out like a wet sock.
Mind blanks happen all the time,
I curse, I cry and I whine.
My brain’s jogged off somewhere new –
Watching TV’s the only thing I can do.
I’m not short of bits and bobs to work at,
But I’d rather sleep like a big fat cat.
This is just a phase – been here before
Just stay disciplined, lock the door,
Fight the blank page and let it flow
Find the space to let ideas grow.